Unemployment #8: Sign up for a Dating Website and Meet that Special Someone

January 31, 2011 § 1 Comment

Just kidding.

Don’t do that.

Stay the hell away.

Especially if you’re unemployed.

Dating websites qualify as “depressing shit to stay away from” while jobless, and in my opinion, depressing shit to stay away from period.

A few of my good friends have met each other on dating websites, however, so respectfully, it works for some.

Get control of your own deprecating situation before temporarily suspending your inevitable misery; dating someone you barely know is not a healthy solution for the crypt in which unemployment or a meaningless job has locked up your rotting self-esteem.

Meeting someone in person during your day-to-day routine is perfectly acceptable. Having trouble? I recommend getting a puppy and taking it for walks.

As a good friend of mine related, motorcycles don’t do shit for chicks unless you’re already dating them, dogs on the other hand…

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